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#FF: The cutest boys on Twitter

Posted: October 15th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Social Media Personalities | Tags: , , , , | 14 Comments »

You should follow these boys based on their decorative function in your Twitter stream.

Kevin Glasier

Obviously, the cutEST boy on Twitter is my husband, @KevinGlasier

@andrelavergne

Betoqued French Canadian graphic designer @andrelavergne

@andylemay

Stylish Minneapolitan developer—hey, he looks just like the last guy!—@andylemay

@willfrancis

British with cartoon indie hair: @willfrancis

@malbonnington

Strategic stripey Googler @malbonnington

@armano

Italian-sounding Edelmen Digital kind of guy, @armano

@fiftyforty

Mobile UX designin' nice guy @fiftyforty

@arnteriksen

Norwegian, sitting on blonde bent plywood furniture: @arnteriksen

@ben_weeks

Canadian AND an illustrator. @ben_weeks

@chrismessina

Googly guy avec personal flair. @chrismessina

@forcedefrappe

A man who really cares about pencils: @forcedefrappe

@HipGnosis23

My mental picture of Leonard Cohen @HipGnosis23

@ChrisSaad

Just cute, kwim? @ChrisSaad

@envex

Smart & stylish Peg City developer @envex

@ev

Digging 30-something foreheads! @ev

@jack

Serious cowlick Jim Carrey thing @jack

@JeromeJenner

Real or art gallery? @JeromeJenner

@ryanwmurray

Art, culture, hoody @ryanwmurray

@jmbrais

GSPish Montreal designer @jmbrais

@kareemy

Confrontationally cute @kareemy

@mashable

Symmetry & suiting @mashable

@MassimoFarina

Creative! Tidy! @MassimoFarina

@mikedeurksen

Indy Pegger @mikedeurksen

@ninjarunner

It's nice to wear a tie. @ninjarunner

@shauncy

Blow it out @shauncy

@umairh

Harvard. Glasses. London. @umairh

@zachianblank

Creative BBHer @zachianblank


Why Jesse Eisenberg is cuter than Mark Zuckerberg

Posted: June 19th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Social Media Personalities, Social Media Platforms | Tags: , , , , | 3 Comments »

Columbia Pictures will be releasing The Social Network, a flick about the rise of everything-changing Facebook, this October. The movie poster is now out, and Jesse “Michael Cera with more testosterone” Eisenberg will be playing Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg.

The likeness is pretty good, with the usual Hollywood cutening-up of the IRL protagonist.

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Why is Jesse a great choice for the Zuck character?

  • Pasty nerd skin
  • Unruly hair
  • Gentle, geeky demeanour

But Zuckerbergian though Jesse may be, his cuteness exceeds that of the CEO in the following ways:

  • More animated, punkier hair
  • A steelier gaze, complimented by chiseled cheekbones and a square, manly jaw
  • A broader, flatter nose—a nose with just a little more presence, you know?—and a more angular, more defiant chin

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I will grant there are a few factors that might make Mark Zuckerberg a better boyfriend:

  • Untold billions
  • World-changing mastermind abilities

But unfortunately:

  • “Mark Zuckerberg girlfriend” is a top search on Google, so the competition will be fierce
  • Potential evil genius

Anyways, I’m highly anticipating this film, but wonder if my fondness for Mr. Eisenberg is going to colour my feelings towards Zuck, which are ambivalent at best. This may have been strategic on Columbia’s part.

I’ve seen Mark Zuckerberg speak in person, and he’s disarmingly nice for someone that basically rules the world. We’ll see if the film paints a multidimensional picture, and if MZ comes out a sympathetic character. If we can get past the cuteness.